There were a lot of famous people born…
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
Funny Birthday Wishes
Stop counting the candles and start…
Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
Someone once said that a true friend remembers…
Someone once said that a true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that count for something?
Some say the glass is half empty…
Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
So many candles, such a small cake…
So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
Smile, it could be worse…think about …
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine…
Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
People say that the good die young…
People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom…
On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
My friend got me a fossil…
My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire…
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
