You know you are getting old when…
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Funny Birthday Wishes
You have reached the age where all…
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
You are going to need the lungs of Hercules…
You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
You always have such fun birthdays…
You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the…
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
Wishing you many more candles and a cake…
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
When I was born I was so surprised…
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
When I have a birthday I take the day off…
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
We know we’re getting old when the only…
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
We know that wisdom comes with age….
We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
Usually people at your age freak out when they…
Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
They say that with age comes wisdom…
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.