No matter how big or small the cake is…
No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.
Funny Birthday Wishes
There are lots of candles on the cake…
There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.
You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk…
You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.
Your small cake doesn’t have enough…
Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.
More candles are on their way to join your cake…
More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.
It would have been a holiday…
It would have been a holiday, if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.
You are the perfect example of how old people…
You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!
Every time I ask you the true age…
Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.
Time runs fast and you are getting older…
Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.
Your birth date is very special because…
Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.
Still your smile looks beautiful…
Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.
No matter how old you become today…
No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.
I know we both have grown very old now…
I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.
You always enjoy your birthday in some…
You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.
Though it’s obvious to grow old…
Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.
Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious…
Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
It’s cold out there…
It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
At least you’re not as old as you will…
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
You know you’re getting old when you walk up…
You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
