No, that doesn’t seem right…
You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!
Funny Birthday Wishes
I have been thinking of something grandiose…
For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
You look different…
You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
What a great presence!…
What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday to you!
You realize you are getting older when the candles…
You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
Getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…
Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…but better slow than fast, I always say! I’m in no rush to get to the end of the film. Happy birthday!
Another year, another reason to curse the inventor…
Happy birthday! Another year, another reason to curse the inventor of the first modern mirror.
Whoever said that time waits for no man…
Whoever said that time waits for no man, but stands still for a woman of 30, is an idiot. No woman in her right mind would admit to turning 30. Happy 29th birthday!
They say that with age comes wisdom…
They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.
You’re getting older and wrinklier every day…
Yes, you’re getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse…you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday!
You know how most people, on your birthday…
You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!
You still have hair on your head…
Happy birthday. Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!
I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment…
Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.”
Considering all the candles on your cake…
Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays
Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
At your age, you should really try to see everything…
Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.
At our age, the only way to look younger…
Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
If anyone calls you old…
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
I never make any joke that is related…
I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.
If it wasn’t your birthday celebration…
If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.
