I hope you made a lot of memories…
I hope you made a lot of memories on your birthday. Can I have some?
Belated Birthday Wishes
This card is full of birthday greetings…
This card is full of birthday greetings from your friends. See? It’s not just me; they’re all late.
My hair is falling out…
My hair is falling out. I’m starting to forget things. I’m old. So shoot me.
The bad thing is I forgot your birthday…
The bad thing is I forgot your birthday, the good thing is I found my car. It was in the Wal-Mart parking lot behind an RV.
What did you get for your birthday?…
What did you get for your birthday? I mean besides this card. Happy late birthday.
I don’t know how your birthday escaped…
I don’t know how your birthday escaped me. I hope it was everything you wished.
I bought you a card but my mouth was too dry to lick…
I bought you a card but my mouth was too dry to lick the stamp. So I wetted it. A lot. Did you know no post offices are open at 2 am?
Sometimes my forgetter works better than my…
Sometimes my forgetter works better than my rememberer. Happy late birthday.
I was thinking about sending this card…
I was thinking about sending this card and…I fell asleep. Happy belated.
Of all the gin joints in the world…
Of all the gin joints in the world, I can’t remember where I left your card. Happy late birthday.
Here’s the message I should have sent…
Here’s the message I should have sent. I hope your birthday was wonderful. Wonderful is exactly what you deserve.
I’m late. The last time I used those words…
I’m late. The last time I used those words, I ended up with a baby. This time, I “got nothing.” : ) Happy late birthday.
My life is a little crazy lately…
My life is a little crazy lately, but thinking of you clears things up. I hope you had a wonderful birthday.
Tardy to school, tardy to work…
Tardy to school, tardy to work… some things never change. Happy late birthday.
If wishes were horses…
If wishes were horses, mine would have come in dead last. Happy late birthday.
This greeting is either very late…
This greeting is either very late or extremely early. Either way, Happy birthday.
Your face floated before me …
Your face floated before me the other day. I wish you’d said something about your birthday. Hope it was fun.
I’d have mailed this sooner…
I’d have mailed this sooner, but…I didn’t. Hope your birthday was wonderful.
Sorry these birthday greetings are time…
Sorry these birthday greetings are time -challenged. They’re from me.
I can’t tell you all the times I thought about…
I can’t tell you all the times I thought about your birthday. That’s because I can’t remember squat. Happy late birthday.
